Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and
panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when
girlfriend is pregnant,and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
Chinese Adam & Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in
paradise because they
would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake !
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